A Family Man With a Bachelor’s Eye.
A warrior-poet, equally at ease accosting drunken skinheads in a residential driveway or passionately quoting the lyrics to Expose`s “Seasons Change,” this candidate is poised to redefine the word, “pedantic.” Primarily because he’s not familiar with the current definition.
Since birth he’s been bred to a world of political maneuvering through extensive hours of watching the Muppet Show, perhaps the greatest documentaries on the bureaucratic process ever filmed.
Happily married, and a father of two, he understands what American families need, and with his child-like heart has kept in touch with the hard to nail-down youth.
Well, this candidate has the nails, and Simpson’s bringing the crosses and together they’re ready to crucify the failing status quo.