“America is the geo-political equivalent of a do-over” would be the motto of this charismatic candidate, provided he had a motto.

Never one to judge, Mr. Simpson is more about casting an understanding eye to his constituents.  He understands we all make mistakes.  We cheat on our taxes, we steal from homeless shelters, we laugh at narcoleptic dogs we see on youtube.  It’s okay.  He understands.  That’s the way opulent societies run.

But look around you, friends.  That society is falling apart at the seams under the weight of “educated” and “qualified” candidates.

Simpson is neither of those things.   And that’s why he deserves your vote.  Educated and qualified isn’t cutting it.