Supporter Profile: Seraphim Rosewater Janikowski
1: Describe yourself.
22 year old daughter of Gaia.
2: What is your evaluation of the current state of politics in America.
It’s sick and needs to purge the bile of negative energy from it’s innards from the processed food eating carnivores who run it. America needs to rise up think with a higher vibrational energy.
3: How did you first encounter Simpson/Hemstead?
I saw them at an Earth First festival ministering to some sleepy looking boys who were smoking little handmade cigarettes and burning patchouli. Shortly after I started listening the dark one said he needed to eat, so we spent 15 minutes touring the organic food pavilion until they both decided on fried onions that they said tasted like “Funyons”.
4: At what point did you realize you were “ready for a change”?
After two more orders of Funyons they said they forgot to tell the sleepy Patchouli boys something and ran back off toward their tent, giggling. It’s so rare in politics to see that sort of passion and… glee from helping others. I was just so drawn into their aura.
5: What is your voting history?
I don’t really vote all that often. I find it adds too much negativity to my inner well, and I don’t like corrupting my third eye with the blinding light of ignorance.
6: Are you affiliated with any law enforcement agency?
I’ve reached a vibrational plane where I’ve transcended your laws.
7: How have you spread the word of Simpson/Hemstead to your peers?
If it’s their destiny to win they will have to search for their higher light and manifest it themselves.
8: What office do you see Simpson/Hemstead fulfilling and why?
Interesting question. They don’t really have the math skills to do treasury, and I’m hesitant to trust the country to two men who haven’t declared a position. Perhaps speaker of the house.
9: Are you on any prescription medications?
I don’t believe in medication.
10: Would you be willing to pose nude for a fund raising, pro-Simpson/Hemstead calendar?
Nude is the way that Mother Earth made us. It would be false of us to deny our bodies the expression. But I want 8% of the calendar sales.