Supporter Profile: The “Deke”

Time to Grab This Country by the Short and Curlies.

1:  Describe yourself.

I’m the heartland.  Where real Americans live.

2:  What is your evaluation of the current state of politics in America.

Bleeding out the ass.

3:  How did you first encounter Simpson/Hemstead?

What is your problem?  I don’t ‘encounter’ men.  I’m not a gay queer or nothing.  I only encounter women.  Lots of them.  I encountered a Chevy full just this last weekend on my way home from breakin’ up with my girlfriend.

4:  At what point did you realize you were “ready for a change”?

I think it was when she started droppin hints that she wanted to get married.  Tying knots is not something the Deke does.  Sayonara baby.

5:  What is your voting history?

Voted Bush in double ought.  Voted Kerry in ought four.

I lost both times.

6:  Are you affiliated with any law enforcement agency?

I’m a cop.  Does that count?

7:  How have you spread the word of Simpson/Hemstead to your peers?

i made some literature using Print Shop on my PC and pass it around at the station.  Also I made a Vote Simpson/Hemstead beer cozy you can buy off of my website.

8:  What office do you see Simpson/Hemstead fulfilling and why?

President.  Wait, what are they running for?

9:  Are you on any prescription medications?

Bud Lights and Advils.

10: Would you be willing to pose nude for a fund raising, pro-Simpson/Hemstead calendar?

Little Deke would wave his flag proud for these men.  But that don’t make me queer.  And also Little Deke ain’t little.

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Posted on April 10, 2010, in Supporter Bios. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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