Supporter Profile: Samantha Holly
1: Describe yourself.
Impossible. Moody. Loving. Goofy. Entertaining. Fun-loving. Giving. Protective. Imaginative. Unique. Witty. Zealous. Cuddly. Experimental. Creative. Self-conscious. Feminine. Playful. Anxious. Passionate. Curvy. Affectionate. Romantic. Sincere. Inquisitive. Feisty!
2: What is your evaluation of the current state of politics in America.
3: How did you first encounter Simpson/Hemstead?
4: At what point did you realize you were “ready for a change”?
When Simpson/Hemstead suggested it.
5: What is your voting history?
Uhh, well I have voted. That’s the history!
6: Are you affiliated with any law enforcement agency?
7: How have you spread the word of Simpson/Hemstead to your peers?
Told them I would let them see my boobs if they voted Simpson/Hemstead.*
8: What office do you see Simpson/Hemstead fulfilling and why?
Well, co-Prez of course.
9: Are you on any prescription medications?
10: Would you be willing to pose nude for a fund raising, pro-Simpson/Hemstead calendar?
* This is a class one, full bore supporter. Willing to sacrifice body and soul for Simpson/Hemstead’s campaign. For JesuAllaFasa sake people, if you weren’t going to vote Simpson/Hemstead before, I suggest stopping by Samantha Holly’s place for the most patriotic brrrrumski since the the Madison/Clinton debates of 1812.