This Is Your Fault, America
Americans Dissatisfied with WA/DC
You could have voted Simpson/Hemstead. But you didn’t. Hemstead, you could have voted Simpson/Hemstead but you didn’t. Sigh. Sometimes I feel like the right hand is sabotaging the left hand.
Well, at least another election is coming up, you can get it right I suppose.
We had two votes last election, maybe we can get it up to 8 by the next one. When can Chloe and Jenny vote?
Posted on May 26, 2010, in America, Uncategorized and tagged America, fault. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.
Vote Simpson Hemstead 
Perhaps if you changed Hemstead to Hempstead you could get the Berkley vote…just thinking out loud.
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We tried that. We didn’t get much done at the rallies other than snacking and saying “uhm… wouldn’t it be cool if America really did have like a real heart in the heartland? Like and someone dug it up and it was all beating and shit? And then like all the kids used it as a trampoline and then the adults did too, and like everything ended up in total peace and harmony?”
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Ok how about this…change your name to Henri and just run as H. Simpson…
Wait that won’t work…your opponents would just acuse you of being French and you’d be sunk.
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Simpson/Hemstead has a plan for getting America on it’s coattails.
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