2011 is HERE! Start Buying Things!!!
The first product of 2011 is up and for sale on the website. Be the first of your friends to show your love for results, no matter how shitty they are. Oh hell, be the 14th or 15th even. Don’t let someone else beating you to the punch stop you from purchasing a 50 pack.
Get buyin’. Get your asses buyin’. We only got 12 months to get us into some kind of office to fulfill an ancient prophecy. The Maya wrote it, Roland Emmerich shot it, and Simpson/Hemstead will make it come true!!!
As usual, we don’t make a cent off our products.
More high quality products extolling our shittiness to follow soon.