The Internet Continues to Baffle and Amuse Me
These are the items most searched for from http://www.votesimpsonhemstead.com today.
That means, this is the stuff that was typed into search engines that popped up a link to this blog.
“scott leberecht girlfriend, ups drivers ed, vasectomy, hot chicks with funny shirts, empty wine beer bottles”
I’m proud that Simpson/Hemstead can provide some satisfaction to this diverse a range of needs, but I’m curious as to what the hell an “empty wine beer bottles” is, and a little curious as to who is searching the internet for Scott Leberecht’s girlfriend.
If you are looking for the form to apply for the position of Scott Leberecht’s girlfriend, you can email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Please include a headshot and zed card (including at least one full body nude), as well as the five things that turn you on and the five things that turn you off and a video of your face while watching yelling at cats. (Not Safe For Work for language while yelling at cats)