This week’s top searches on Vote Simpson/Hemstead.com:

Rule 34 is alive and well

This is the third week in a row that vasectomy has been a major contributor to Simpson/Hemstead’s traffic, and that’s cool, it’s a real thing that people might want information about.  And Daniel Radcliffe naken is nearly a thought, if not for the typo, so cool.  But what the Boneless Moses is “pointing proud of the brick” and why does it point to my website?  And why do people want to see it?

And don’t even get me started on “forbidden chocolate ice cream in a cone.”  Okay, I’ve started on it I might as well finish.  What the JesuAllaFasa is that?  Forbidden ice cream?  Is this the Japanese name for 2 Girls, 1 Cup translated back into English?  If so, why the hell is it pointing toward my website?

NO!  No girls of any quantity interacting with any number of cups on this page.  It’s just not going to happen.

But if you want to see Daniel Radcliffe naken….