Simpson/Hemstead Takes To The Skies For Democracy

Every leadership needs a military, even if it’s a pretend country like Coruscant or Cuba.  Hell, even Oz had an army.  Simpson/Hemstead Sciencewerks, in conjunction with and a Visa card with no pre-set spending limit have produced our first unmanned drone.

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Okay, so it’s an iphone controlled AR Drone made by Parrot.  But still, with enough of these and some teenagers hopped up on smuggled Four Loko, I’m pretty confident we can hold off a small invading force… in 15 minute increments at least.


For those of you interested in joining the Simpson/Hemstead Air Force, here’s a link to the Sciencewerks (cleverly called something totally different)


About boomoy

Making the world unsafe for dumbocracy

Posted on February 16, 2011, in America, Job Board, shameless promotion/whoring, War and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. I’ve wanted one of these my entire life, but I didn’t realize it until I saw your link.


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