this is an actual conversation I heard between 2 hobos walking out from an alley while I was stopped at a signal.  One hobo was a quasi transvestite in an orange slip, and he wasn’t fooling anybody.

transvestite;  god d@mn man you bit my dick!!

angry bum;  what the f@ck are you doing with a dick, that’s not cool lady!!

I’m gonna have to agree with angry bum here, having a dick is definitely not cool lady.