The government is about to shut down.  That’s probably not great.  Well, the government will stop going to WORK, the lawmakers will still be getting paid, bully for them.

There’s tsunamis, earthquakes, Benny Lava, and Oprah with her own television network.  This might be more than Simpson/Hemstead can handle.  “The lunatics are running the asylum,” is what I hear a lot from people regarding the government.

If that’s the case then we’re going to the top and we’re voting SHEEN/BUSEY.

You don’t even need to wait for the election, that’s the great part of SHEEN/BUSEY!  Just go down to any Post Office and shout “I’m VOTING SHEEN/BUSEY MOTHERF&CKERS!!!!!”

Also, vote Simpson/Hemstead.