Welcome to all of you who have searched for congressional staffer Maria Esperanza Watkins, and found yourself here.   For those of you searching for her in conjunction with the search term “Scott Leberecht’s girlfriend” today, I can assure you that the two are not dating.

Not sure how these rumors start.  But anyone interested in applying for the job of Scott Leberecht’s girlfriend can comment below.

I promise I’ll stop bitching about the price of trash cans shortly and get back to proper politicking.