Oh Christ, it’s learned the law now.  It’s only a matter of time before we’re all at it’s pimple-faced feet begging for the sweet mercy that only death can provide.

If he learns dentistry and particle physics we're totally screwed.

Photo by Ian C. Shulman.

He’s already got the president in his hip pocket, and he’s dating the “it” girl for the “she just turned 18, right” pervy crowd.  Now he knows the law.

We’re so feked.