TODAY IS THE DAY YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
If you’ve been holding off buying a light colored Simpson/Hemstead t-shirt then today is your lucky day! Today only (ends at midnight) cafepress is reducing price of white or light colored shirts to 15 dollars! That’s the price of a Grande Macchiato with a squirt of every syrup Starbucks has.*
So click on the store here and pick up a shirt, you could find yourself boasting these beautiful slogans:
when you do buy one or all of them, send us a picture of you in them outside somewhere, showing you have no shame.