Am I the only one that thought this song was a vague cautionary tale about chronic masturbation?
“Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, for Hell’s broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards.”
No? so that was just me? Okay, well then this has gotten awkward. Here’s the muppets to try to cleanse ourselves of this whole thing…
Vote Simpson Hemstead 
Only a male could interpret a perfectly innocent song in this manner. Shame! LOL Boys will be boys.
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I submit that Charlie Daniels is incapable of innocent.
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I always thought it was a cautionary tale about letting chickens into your bread pan, where they are sure to pick out all the dough. And masturbation. But mostly the chicken thing.
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Well sure, you can’t have a cautionary tale about masturbation WITHOUT a cautionary tale about chickens somewhere in it. It’s just common sense.
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