It’s no secret we’re big fans of Scotland’s single greatest non-alcoholic export, so to start your weekend off right, here’s a list of 34 words we love to say like Sean Connery.  You can picture young and studly Sean Connery, or old and grandpa-ish Sean Connery if you like, the subtle nuance changes between young and old add a nice flavor.  However, I prefer to think of the smily grandpa Connery.  This list is by no means comprehensive, but it is a good start.  So pour yourself a glass of Scotland’s other greatest export and say them along with us.

• Asbestos
• Gubernatorial
• Macaroon
• Creamed Corn
• Dianetics
• Rapscallion
• Cuneiform
• Biz Markie
• Synergy
• Escargot
• Susan G. Komen
• Plutocracy
• Rectify
• Street Tacos
• Sassafras  
• Space X
• Buccaneer
• Sandalwood
• Intestinal Buffer
• Slim Shady
• Dinosaur
• Epilepsy
• Sig Sauer
• Buzzfeed
• Justin Timberlake’s Myspace
• Casserole
• Ziccardi
• Shag
• Sea Shanty
• Bruce
• Spicy Burrito
• Sexual Healing
• Bromance
• Gluteus Maximus

From the entire team here at Simpson/Hemstead, have a safe and silly weekend, and rememeber:

“Shtay Clashy, Shan Diegough.”