My Ultimate Form

Here’s a thing about me:

I pee a lot when I’m stressed.
I pee a lot when I drink coffee.
I drink a lot of coffee when I’m stressed.

One very bad day, these traits will reach a singularity, my conscious mind will go in stasis, and I’ll become an entity that only exists as an uncontrollable and constant urea vector.

That should be a fun day.

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Posted on September 25, 2015, in America, Candidate Bios, Certain Immutable Facts, ScienceWerks, Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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