Category Archives: Monkey Justice
It’s Getting On The Walls Even
Culver City has it’s ups and downs.
On the upside – great food, hotel that Munchkins trashed in Wizard Of Oz, and beach adjacent for a nice climate.
On the downside – “young” Hollywood, potential for meth-addict neighbor who thinks you are the wheel man in a complicated plot to maliciously trim his hedges in the middle of the night, and hipster graffiti.
Someone(s) has taken to tagging downtown Culver with their particular brand of wacky, ironic douchebaggery.
That’s right, someone is pooing all over the walls and curbs and community theaters in Culver City, often times accompanied by a faux-reticent comment sprayed next to the offending Poo “Sorry, I pooed on your wall”.
I don’t have anything pithy here folks. Hipster douchebags are tagging now. It must be very ironic to them. All I know is I’d like to give them a taste of their own medicine.
In the mouth.
Not paint.
The monkey justice way.
The Dowd Syndrome
Fascinating blog about a woman living with a crippling yet amusing disease.
http://thedowdsyndrome.blogspot.com
You should check it out.
Monkey Justice
Okay, last time people:
Monkeys are not witches.
Dugongs are not mermaids.
Will Farrell is not funny anymore.
The Star Wars prequels did not “get better” as they went along. You just became accustomed to disappointment.
In Simpson/Hemstead’s America, monkey justice would be swift and cleansing.
Vote Simpson/Hemstead: The monkey justice choice.
Poor monkey.
