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2011 Plans For Simpson/Hemstead

I think we need a boat.

 

Yeah,  we need a boat to take people out, wine them and dine them, get them drunk and blackmail them with photos from said boat for votes.

 

If you have a boat we can use for this, let me know; we’ll pay you handsomely* for your contribution to the campaign.

 

This one should do nicely

*All compensation valued in pre-depression dollars.

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