This video will tell ultimately if you have a soul.
A soul is the source of great music, great writing, and a sense of humor.
If you don’t laugh hysterically at this, you not only have no soul, but you might be a zombie or a Nexxus 6.
Thanks to Paddy Culham for showing this to Simpson/Hemstead
Please Welcome Judith Salleigh, the newest Simpson/Hemstead supporter. We’re glad to have people like her on our team, and need to add more. Would you like to be a supporter? Comment below.
1: Describe yourself.
Good to the last drop.
2: What is your evaluation of the current state of politics in America.
I think that all the states have politics, so I guess my answer is 50.
3: How did you first encounter Simpson/Hemstead?
When they called my house.
4: At what point did you realize you were “ready for a change”?
When the voice in my head said it would make me kill my cat if they don’t get elected.*
5: What is your voting history?
I don’t keep records.
6: Are you affiliated with any law enforcement agency?
I’ve been affiliated with them from time to time, but they usually let me out once someone comes to pick me up.
7: How have you spread the word of Simpson/Hemstead to your peers?
Mostly I show people pictures of my dog and beg them to help me save him from me by voting.
8: What office do you see Simpson/Hemstead fulfilling and why?
I think they should be president maybe. Or whatever department handles putting people in parking garages. I need more people in parking garages, because sometimes I don’t know where to go, and those lines and lines of orange cones are confusing.
9: Are you on any prescription medications?
I’m going to go with 50 again..
10: Would you be willing to pose nude for a fund raising, pro-Simpson/Hemstead calendar?
You’re kind of creepy.
* Simpson/Hemstead has never directly threatened the lives of any individual’s pets, nor any animal be it wild or domesticated. We’re not above it though. Get out there and vote. The safety of your beloved Fluffy may, or may not depend on it.