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Conversations From the Western White House
The first lady and I were sitting in bed talking about virtual reality last night and the following conversation happened:
First Lady: We need virtual reality company names that sound more immersive. Like the opposite of virtual reality so that it feels more real and amazing.
Me: Okay. what’s the opposite of virtual reality though?
FL: Tangible… Fantasies.
Me: That sounds like an escort service for cosplayers.
FL: Either way. This is also a viable business venture.
Coming soon from Vote Simpson/Hemstead ScienceWerks: Tangible Fantasies.*
*No word yet on whether costumed escorts will be available at this time.

Not our most popular model.