This is what particular milkshakes are bringing people to the Simpson/Hemstead yard today.
Here’s what disappoints me:
Maltese puppies are beating out Simpson/Hemstead on their own page.
Hitler is tying Simpson/Hemstead.
Here’s what I’m happy with:
People have stopped hunting for Scott Leberecht’s girlfriend on our page.
The fucker looking for Hitler will have a photo of a half-naked Daniel Radcliffe embossed on a stock image of Mein Kampf as his reward.
Maltese puppies are beating Hitler.
Vote Simpson/Hemstead has actually become a term people have searched for to find our site. That’s gotta be a good sign for the campaign.