What is a hay hemorrhoid?
Can hay get hemorrhoids?
We asked the ScienceWerks and they said hemorrhoids are vascular bodies along the anus that assist the excretory system with stool control that become a real pain in the ass when irritated. They told us, through a number of slides and graphs that made us giggle, that hay has neither the proper vascular system, nor a systemic excretory system to facilitate a need for hemorrhoidal structures.
So no, you may not have hay hemorrhoids. But “vascular structures that assist the excretory system with stool control that become a real pain in the ass when irritated” sounds a lot like something the current political system could use, so yes! We will be your political hemorrhoids America.
Now let’s keep your shit under control before you irritate us.
We get this little gem.
So if you’re looking for a Snowy mountain lodge family gathering movie with lots of murder, witchcraftery, hostage-taking and gun play that will ultimately end in sadness and inexplicable anal sex… you might wanna check out The Inheritance.
Sometimes you just gotta frolic in that sucker.