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Hay Hemorrhoid?
What is a hay hemorrhoid?
Can hay get hemorrhoids?
We asked the ScienceWerks and they said hemorrhoids are vascular bodies along the anus that assist the excretory system with stool control that become a real pain in the ass when irritated. They told us, through a number of slides and graphs that made us giggle, that hay has neither the proper vascular system, nor a systemic excretory system to facilitate a need for hemorrhoidal structures.
So no, you may not have hay hemorrhoids. But “vascular structures that assist the excretory system with stool control that become a real pain in the ass when irritated” sounds a lot like something the current political system could use, so yes! We will be your political hemorrhoids America.
Now let’s keep your shit under control before you irritate us.
From the IMDBs
We get this little gem.
I worked on this movie, and I don't remember that top thing happening...
So if you’re looking for a Snowy mountain lodge family gathering movie with lots of murder, witchcraftery, hostage-taking and gun play that will ultimately end in sadness and inexplicable anal sex… you might wanna check out The Inheritance.
*Might.
The Communal Public Outdoor Culver City Bidet
Sometimes you just gotta frolic in that sucker.
The space invaders could only stare in bewildered 8bit awe.
This Is How The Universe Expresses Simpson/Hemstead
Vote Simpson/Hemstead: We’re whatever the hell that cool thing is.
Sunday Pretty
No, I’m not there right now. But golly doesn’t it look like the kinda place you’d want to be?
Vote Simpson Hemstead 