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Let’s Holster Our Fingers For A Beat, Shall We?

We’ve abandoned critical thinking for ourselves in favor of thinking critically of others through the fog of soundbites.
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Simpson/Hemstead Advice: 091511

Tears are the Krakens of the soul.  When shit gets real, RELEASE THE FACE KRAKENS!!!

Approves.

Wednesday’s Quote To Beat

Wait, why are you offering sex to a child?  This is where I disapprove of your parenting technique.

The Answer Is Probably Yes….

Does vision make my ass look fat?

Screw Raisins…

…I think ducks are nature’s candy.

Greatest Quote From Email Thread I Was CCed OnToday

“You can use my boobs, btw.”

 

That’s Simpson/Hemstead thinkin’ right there.

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