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Simpson/Hemstead Advice: 091511
Tears are the Krakens of the soul. When shit gets real, RELEASE THE FACE KRAKENS!!!
Approves.
Wednesday’s Quote To Beat
Wait, why are you offering sex to a child? This is where I disapprove of your parenting technique.
The Answer Is Probably Yes….
Does vision make my ass look fat?
Screw Raisins…
…I think ducks are nature’s candy.
Greatest Quote From Email Thread I Was CCed OnToday
“You can use my boobs, btw.”
That’s Simpson/Hemstead thinkin’ right there.
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